Happy Birthday To ME! What better day than this to take advantage of the fact that Grandy at Functional Schmunctional tagged me with this meme! So here are the rules: “List a word that describes you for every letter of the alphabet. Offer as much or as little explanation as you wish. Please keep the words positive (for example, don’t use “fat” for F or “lame” for L), and feel free to get creative. Tag as many or as few people as you wish. Link back to your tagger and forward to your taggees.” So… here we go!
A. Articulate. Oh I do like me some piles o’ words.
B. Biotch! Yes, that is a positive word – ask my friends, we all call each other that! Some of us even have numbers! I’m B3.
C. Chop. That’s my other nickname, but only among my very closest coon-ass friends.
D. Domestic. I totally love ironing and grocery shopping. Really – go figure!
E. Effervescent. Yep, that describes me. And, much to the consternation of my friends, that describes me in the morning.
F. Family. Because that’s what I’m all about lately.
G. Guzzler. I am not a sipper. Give me tea, give me fine wine or liquor, give me water… I will guzzle it.
H. Hot. But intermittently so, in a menopausal way.
I. Imaginative. Like Tequila with a jockstrap in a pie, fixing furnaces for the world with Jello.
J. Joker. I’m a joker, not a smoker, nor a midnight toker.
K. Knock-off. I think that if it looks real, then hell honey, it is real. But nevah evah pay full-price!
L. Liberal. I admit it, I’m a Gawtdam, Leftist, broad minded, humanitarian, libertarian, free thinker.
M. Mother. Probably the finest thing I will ever have had the privilege to have done.
N. Neat. A place for everything and everything in its place – DAMMIT!
O. Old. See the beginning of this post.
P. Persuasive. If you are still reading this far into my list then I am totally persuasive. If not, then I am a prevaricator.
Q. Quarrelsome. Especially if I am Hot (see above).
R. Raucous. Rowdy. Rambunctious. Especially when I’m on my cell phone in a public place.
S. Sagittarius. Adventurous, brave, and wise, extroverted, straightforward, benevolent, ardent, idealistic, sincere, intellectual, knowledgeable, creative, philosophical, broad-minded, sexual, funny and free-spirited.
T. Tactless. Oh, honey no! You’re not gonna wear THAT?!?
U. Utopian: In my world, we all speak Esperanto.
V. Verbal. I can’t think of the exact wordage, but I’m sure I can express the correct essence of my love of lingual verbiage without being palaverous, I mean, don’t take me literally, but in the oral tradition – ok not being too rhetorical here, but really, it must be said that as I stated above, I know I can be somewhat verbose, but it can’t be over stated, I can totally use a lot of words to say very little.
W. Writer. Yes. I AM A WRITER.
X. X-husbandry. I am an expert in choosing them. I have two. One on video.
Y. Yoga. Try it. It will change your life.
Z. Zippy. Because doesn’t everyone want to know someone who is zippy?